Thursday, August 17, 2017

GLITTER & SLAM SPECIAL: THE NINTH WONDER, SUMMERSLAM AND THE IC TITLE


In this edition of Glitter and Slam the summer hiatus ends with a look back at Chyna winning the Intercontintental Championship at the 2000 Summerslam – by pinning Trish Stratus.

Chyna becoming Intercontinental Champion in an era dominated by bra-and-panty matches was astonishing enough, in hindsight. What made the former bodyguard to a young HHH and her title win even more remarkable is that she pinned another woman to do it. This is the only time in the history of professional wrestling that a woman did not win a male title by pinning a man.


(Before winning men's gold, Chyna was already an attractive anomaly who rose to intial fame as Triple H's bodyguard. Source: Cageside Seats)

Chyna had already broken down many barriers. At Triple H's insistence she became the official Degeneration X bodyguard. Her physique opened up possibilities to grapple with her male counterparts and believably go over. Fans responded to her positively in a milieu where kink and general debauchery were the order of the day. This led to the 9th Wonder of the World becoming the unlikely top pinup dream of the Attitude Era.


(Eddie and Chyna were WWF's "it" couple at the beginning of the 21st century. Source: Wrestling Observer)

The storyline was simple. Basically, Eddie Guerrero was enamored with his "mamacita" Chyna and they accompanied each other down to the ring when they weren't being all loveydovey backstage. A match with Val Venis went sour for Eddie and Chyna decided to stick up for her man by powerbombing Venis from the ring apron onto the floor. In the bedlam, Trish got her Stratusfaction my smashing the Ninth Wonder in the back of the head with a bottle, knocking her out cold. The match for Summerslam would be a tag match. Eddie Guerrero and Chyna vs. Intercontinental Champion Val Venis, with a stipulation that whoevever could pin Val would become the Intercontintental champion.


(Trish avoided contact at all costs, but in the end she paid for knocking out the 9th Wonder of the World. Source: WWE.com)

The match itself was solid, if unspectacular. After the story unfolds, I found myself wishing for a riveting 25 minutes of Eddie and Val telling their in-ring story amidst the tag-ins with Chyna. However, Latino Heat's mamacita showed she was good enough beyond her muscularity to hold her own in a match with many of the company's men, Venis included. The crowd popped as Chyna tagged in, closelined Venis and then, after Latino Heat kissed her on the hand in a rare show of gentlemanly decorum, they dropped their opponent with a double-team flapjack off the ropes.


(Guerrero's over-the-top adoration of his storyline "mamacita" underscored the fact he was among the best wrestlers in the world, as Val Venis could attest. Source: WWE.com)

The match would end with Trish tagged in after Venis took Guerrero down with a powerbomb, then after a last rally he closelined Guerrero off the ropes. Out of breath, Venis was unable to capitalize. Trish convinced him to tag her in, wanting to insult Chyna a little extra by not only saving the Porn Star's title reign but pinning her man in the middle of the ring, her plan imploded quickly as Eddie kicked out and got the hot tag before she could find the safety of her own corner. After that, the crowd gave Chyna another huge pop and continued chanting her name as Venis tried in vain to intervene and Guerrero stopped him from finishing a double clothesline on Chyna. After that Trish took a military press slam to loserville and Chyna became the only woman ever to win a man's title by pinning another woman.


(No one else will win the IC title the way Chyna did at Summerslam 2000. Source: WWE Network.)

Today in WWE the company has made a concentrated effort to give women a more opportunities to showcase their talents and drawing power. The Mae Young Classic, highlighting independent wrestlers from all over the world is coming at the end of this month. The women even have their own line of Barbie dolls.


(Chyna never had her own Barbie doll, but then again, no woman currently has won the Intercontinental title either, never will. Source: @BayleyWWE Instagram.)

When you look back at the opportunities Chyna was given, the fact that her eventual women's championship reign was actually not the apex of her career, and then see the rut women's wrestling in WWE fell into by 2010, it's hard to understand why the great things we're seeing now didn't happen ten years ago. In light of this, we still must acknowledge that in an era WWE would like you to regard as the worst for women, it wasn't, for many reasons but mainly because of Chyna. No other woman in pro wrestling history was able to be a man's bodyguard, wrestle and go over numerous men, win a man's title, a women's title and pose nude in Playboy all in the same career. In the end, that is the legacy of this match that made this quirky affair something to remember as we look forward to Summerslam in 2017.


(Beat up dudes, pose nude, repeat. Source: Inquisitr.com)

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

Unlike some wrestling journalists (i.e. anyone who writes for Bleacher Report) I'm not too proud to admit when someone else's commentary serves as a springboard for one of my columns. In this case I give props to Simon and the gang the WhatCulture Wrestling channel on Youtube. He touched briefly on Chyna's IC title win during a factoid montage about Summerslam 2000 and I knew this had to be talked about a bit more in depth as we approach WWE's second biggest spectacle of the year. So thank them yourself when you go over and check out their humorous and insightful commentary on pro wrestling.

In the next Glitter and Slam we'll look at NXT Takeover: Brooklyn, the 2017 Summerslam and where WWE's women are going as summer winds down.

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Monday, August 7, 2017

The Future of Professional Wrestling is in YOUR Back Yard!!!

Listen up, Pencil Neck Geeks! By back yard I do not mean Back Yard Wrestling, or your back yard. I mean your area! The Town, City, State Where you live! Got it! Good! (Written with respect to Classy Freddie Blassie!)

Recently (Saturday, July 29) there was a great wrestling show right here in Glendale, AZ – The AWF (Arizona Wrestling Federation) once again killed it with their Summer Explosion event. For the first time in nearly two years, the whole WrestleMentary crew was there.

The consensus – AWF’s Summer Explosion was better than WWE’s Battle Ground.

It had me thinking again – on a subject something I have thought about a lot. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Life can truly be called a circle at times.

As great as NXT is, as good as a job as WWE Developmental seems to be doing, the future of Professional Wrestling isn’t WWE Developmental or NXT. It is right where it has always been. Once it was called the Regionals. Today:

THE INDIES

Yep, the Indies. What used to be called Regional promotions many years ago, the Indies are the same beast – close to it – different name. Want proof?

Look at the WWE current roster – how many of these guys plied their trade on the Indie for years (as little as two or three up to twenty). A few names: John Cena, Kevin Owens (Kevin Steen), Sami Zayn (El Generico); AJ Styles; Karl Anderson; The Hardy’s; Chris Jericho, Samoa Joe.

How many are WWE Only? The only name that comes to mind is Baron Corbin – and that may not be 100% accurate.

Look at NXT – The majority of these men and Woman come from the Indies. Where else?

This is NOT a condemnation of WWE Developmental or NXT, I love both. It’s is just proof that the Past, Present and FUTURE of Professional Wrestling and the WWE is out THERE!

Just on the local scene I can name a number of talent who I think are as good if not better than talent in the ‘Big Time’ (for the sake of argument New Japan; TNA/GWF; ROH and WWE). Who?

Chris Evans Johnny Saovi Awesome Andy Palafox Exciting Evan Daniels
R-Three Spray Boy Roy Alexander Hammerstone Owen Travers
The Fifty Year Storm’ Mike Camden Suede Thompson Gino Rivera

Other names across North America who are good enough:
The Whirlwind Gentlemen The Keepers of The Faith Reno Scum (in TNA/GWF now)
Alex Chamberlin Jay Lethal Willie Mack
Joey Ryan Cheerleader Melissa Chelsea Green
Hudson Envy

This is a very small sample of name – I have kept it to guys and girls I know, have meet and seen wrestle in person. One could write a 10,000 words piece on nothing but indie names of good to great talent.

But the truth is, much like minor league baseball or NBA’s D-League, or even College Football to the NFL, the Independent Promotions around North America are the true breeding ground for the next-gen talent of professional wrestling.

Yes, long gone are the days when someone can become a legendary performer without being in the WWE at some point – except for very special talent (Christopher Daniels). But the Indie’s are still the backbone of the Wrestling and the WWE.

Just ask Hunter.

The Indie Promotions put on the same shows as TNA/GWF and WWE, just on a much smaller scale. In bingo halls instead of Arenas, Gyms instead of Coliseums, in front of 15, 50, 250 people instead of 15,000.

What isn’t on a smaller scale is the talent and passion. Guys and Girls going all out to give 75 people the best they can, just because they want to.

Imagine this, you go to a local event, see a wrestler you like and get to know him or her. Some young talent, still honing their skills, but has the passion to survive and thrive. Fast forward a few years and imagine the feeling you might have seeing that same person show up on RAW.

If you want to see the direct future of the WWE, watch NXT (even that isn’t a given). You want to see the overall big picture future – check your back yard. Hop on Facebook, do a search for promotions in your area, shell out the $10 for tickets and strap in for the ride.

Ace.

A Note

WrestleMentary Universe. WrestleMentary is still Ace.

I posted on Thursday that I was back to writing for WrestleMentary, and I am. I said I would have a piece up on Sunday about the Future of Pro Wrestling.

Well, as the owner and operator of the WrestleMentary Blog I made an executive decision. I have postpone the piece till . . . Wednesday!

I decided that if I am going to post a piece on the Future of Pro Wrestling, I should post it to coincided with what most people see (and what is promoted as) the future of the industry: NXT.

So, my piece: The Future of Professional Wrestling Is In Your Own Back Yard will be posted on Wednesday.

Ace.

Friday, August 4, 2017

WrestleMentary is ACE

Wrestling Universe! This is Ace, I am back in the ring and hitting the mat!

It’s been a little while since I’ve stepped into the WrestleMentary Ring and posted, but here I am. I am current on RAW and SD Live, but behind on NXT, TNA/GWF and Lucha Underground. For now my commentary will be on WWE (Main Roster), once caught up on the others, those commentaries will begin again.

I will also be covering what Indie Wrestling I can. Most of the local stuff, Fite TV app and what I can online, as time allows.

For now I will probably post on a Weekly basis, covering that week’s shows. I will do this as I work on a schedule that best fits my life (and other projects).

My first piece back will be this Sunday, on the Future of Professional Wrestling.

I hope to be rejoined by Dave Parrish and Chris Rose soon as well.

And as always, keep an eye out for Wes’ GLITTER & SLAM!

Ace Masters

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Glitter & Slam - HOLY STIFF!!!

In this edition of Glitter and Slam we examine the savage spectacle that was the NXT Women's Title match and my predictions for the first ever women's money in the bank.

The Womens Divisions of both Raw and Smackdown have stumbled as a whole since Wrestlemania. Bayley never evolved as champion to the point anyone over 12 could embrace her, leading to a disappointing five minute squash of a kendo stick match that did nothing for champion Alexa Bliss and signals an impending burial for Hugger #1.

Smackdown inexplicably turned Charlotte Flair babyface and threw everyone into the same feud to mug for screen time – although that eventually evolved into a tantalizing first-ever Women's Money In The Bank ladder match.

The quest for the briefcase aside, for the first time since WWE called up Sasha Banks, Flair and Becky Lynch, this new era of exciting women's wrestling in WWE hit a serious downturn.

Once again, since those Four Horsewomen days, it is up to the women of NXT to remind the main roster how it's done. Champion Asuka, Nikki Cross and Ruby Riot did just that in a triple threat rematch that ended with a stiff, violent brawl that Bayley and Bliss should have had weeks ago.

(Ruby Riot was eliminated early, but showcased her best ring work since dropping the Heidi Lovelace moniker. Source: WWE.com)

The trio put on a showstealer at NXT Takeover: Chicago and it was hard to see how they could top it. In the weeks building to the June 15th edition of NXT, we got to see all three women evolve prior to what this author considers the best women's match in WWE in 2017 so far.

Asuka has grown arrogant, angry. Her recently found contempt for the NXT women seemingly comes from frustration that hardly anyone has given her a real challenge. Only Ember Moon took her remotely close to her limits in singles action. She had yet to face Cross or Riot solo and no one else in NXT could plausibly turn out the Empress' lights.

(Cross commanded attention quickly once she became the pitbull kid sister in Eric Young's dystopian freakshow stable Sanity. Source: Sportskeeda.com)

Nikki Cross has gradually added more nuance to the feral violent character she gives audiences in Sanity. Ever since she was the first woman to knock Asuka out, Sanity's most irrational and feral member has obsessed over the Empress of Tomorrow with a fixation that goes beyond championship gold. Is it love? Is it the excitement of facing someone who, while very different, revels in the thrill of violence? We may never truly know, but she has been relentless every step of the way, even amidst a feud with Ruby Riot.

(Ruby Riot, wrestling as Heidi Lovelace, defying convention, always. Source: Lastwordonprowrestling.com)

Even four years ago, WWE would never have given the punk rock grappler formerly known as Heidi Lovelace a second look. Triple H and WWE road agents saw her through different eyes and latched on to her athletic, versatile style, charisma and solid mic skills. She won't be the next pinup du jour, but people like her genuineness, relentless attitude and eyepopping ring work. Even though she was dispatched early in this title rematch, she showed once again she belongs at the highest levels of American pro wrestling. She demonstrated that more big moments are on the horizon down the line.

After Nikki Cross pinned her, that's when it got really crazy.

(Asuka fights Nikki Cross the only way she can, full on. Source: WWE.com)

Once the action spilled out of the ring, fans finally got a taste of the ultraviolent and an overdue commitment to a more personal feud between the Scottish veteran and the world's best female wrestler. Asuka was ring general once again, but she gave more than ever, and lived up to the champion's burden of helping those around her shine. Most importantly, the brawl gave the audience the stiff, angry storytelling and pugilism that Bayley/Bliss so desperately needed as well as the rest of WWE's women's divison since Wrestlemania.

Blown opportunities on the main roster were capitalized on here. In other words, they set the new bar in WWE for what women's wrestling needs to be. With an impending rematch with Ember Moon looming in the distance beyond Cross and Riot, Asuka can finally showcase the nuances of a great champion beyond simply being better than everyone else in a developmental brand.

Hopefully this will rub off on their peers who will vie for the the first ever women's Money In The Bank briefcase.

(Coupled with James Ellsworth, Princess Mella has all the arrogance, sass and opportunistic chutzpah to be the best choice for the case. Source: @CarmellaWWE twitter.)

Thanks to the sound forcefeeding of Lana down the throats of the world, Carmella is no longer the greenest woman on Smackdown Live's roster. Her best moments in the squared circle so far have involved run-ins and her extreme rules contest with Nikki Bella at No Mercy – the most underappreciated women's match of 2016. The ladder match is a venue that will not only hide her grappling weaknesses, but most importantly will play to her strengths as a character and as a worker who's shown she'll gladly wrestle stiff. Throw in her flunky James Ellsworth giving an assist and she could become Smackdown Live's top female heel.

The official prediction: Carmella wins the MITB ladder match.

(Will Lana get a chance to evolve or will Vince have his femme fatale champion right now? Source: WWE.com)

Predictions for the rest of the card.

The Usos (C) vs. The New Day, Smackdown Tag Team Championship: The Usos resort to shenanigans to win this first encounter. Possibly the tag feud of the summer.

Mens' MITB Ladder match: Sami Zayn gets the case. He's too likeable and too solid a performer not to. Corbin could get it, but while he's improved drastically since his callup he's not refined enough technically, nor over enough to be The Guy at this time.

Naomi (C) vs. Lana, Smackdown Women's Championship: Naomi retains. It's bad enough Lana gets shot to the moon way too quickly, but winning the belt would signal bad times ahead for women's booking in WWE. Besides, if a heel gets the case, the cash-in won't be as compelling.

Whatever the outcomes will be, the women of WWE need to have a copy of this picture posted in their lockerroom as a friendly reminder of where the bar is now . . .

(source: WWE.com)

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I hope to be around social media for MITB and I look forward to marking out with you all.







Sunday, May 21, 2017

Glitter & Slam - Trail of Tears


In this edition of Glitter and Slam, we examine how this is already the year of Alexa Bliss and why she has to have the most memorable match of her career almost as much as Bayley. Plus we'll ponder why WWE inexplicably feels the need to reintroduce the women of SmackDown Live to the masses.

(The shirts are a steady seller and she captivates on the mic, but Alexa Bliss hasn't had her first awesome match yet. Source: WWE.com)

In the last edition, we looked at what needs to happen for Bayley to draw the adults as well as the kids.  WWE may be moving in the right direction in that area, but the true pressure is on the Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss. She has to help the masses buy into Bayley beyond the hugs – and show the world the wrestler beyond her own captivating personality.

(Bliss' most compelling moments so far involve her scathing promos, propensity for rule breaking and sneaky violence, as shown during her breakout promo fight with then–champ Becky Lynch. Source: WWE.com)

Five Feet of Fury's highlight reel so far does include competent wrestling skills that enable her to hang with the likes of ring generals like Becky Lynch and Bayley, but she has drawn the most attention for her opportunism, scheming, and wicked promos. In other words, her personality is a car length ahead of where she is as a wrestler.

Lynch, Bayley, as well as Sasha Banks and Charlotte all can count at least a couple matches in their careers from NXT to now that will be talked about for years to come. Bliss needs a match like that and she does now more than ever.

Since winning the SmackDown Women's Championship for the first time at the December TLC show, she has dominated the title scene. She walked down the ramp at WrestleMania the reigning two-time queen for team blue, and was put over for the RAW title as soon as she switched brands. WWE believes in her.

(All signs point to WWE making a long-term investment in Little Miss Bliss. Source: WWE.com)

More fans of all ages can love to hate Alexa Bliss than can Bayley, whose one-dimensional booking on the main roster has gotten her over with children and not so much with adults. It did not help that Hugger #1 stood pouting in the ring during Alexa's inaugural promo as champion following their Payback match. Creatively, WWE has not capitalized on Bayley's genuineness while the scripting and booking for Alexa has been spot-on.

Beyond the canvas, Bliss opened up on ESPN and WWE programming about her eating disorder prior to and during WrestleMania week. This out-of-character turn to get real has given her a leg-up with the teen girl demographic that Bayley may otherwise be missing. The stage is set with the PR spin as well as a kendo stick sneak attack on the May 15 Raw. Bliss showed she'll back up her snark with opportunistic violence, putting Bayley in a position to show that the warm fuzzies end where fisticuffs begin. They will settle their differences in fitting extreme fashion with a kendo stick on a pole match. While this is a great chance for Bayley to make the grownups who watched her in NXT remember why they loved her, the real pressure is on Bliss.

(So much violence, so little time. Source: WWE.com)

So far Bliss has made good on every opportunity given. Critics note that she is not the wrestler her Four Horsewomen counterparts are, but her skills in less than three years have steadily evolved to a point that took Nikki Bella nearly a decade to reach. Between the ropes she can hold up her end in the storytelling and draw attention away from her limitations. She has to take the lead and step up her game beyond what she did in her rivalry with Becky Lynch. The Lass Kicker was already the top female baby face on SmackDown Live and the main roster's best female wrestler. Bayley is a solid technical wrestler and ring general, but her persona is lost on 13–and–up crowd – even among girls and women. The stage is set for both to transcend their shortcomings and take it to a new level.

(Swing! Source: WWE.com)

They don't need to have a technical masterpiece. Most extreme rule affairs don't preclude themselves to exhibitions of grappling skill. They do need to have a memorable show-stealer. On the surface, it appears there is more pressure on Bayley, but in reality the burden falls on Alexa. WWE covets a children's following and may let it slide, for Bayley, if the match doesn't set the world on fire.

Bliss, on the other hand, has to truly shoulder the champion's burden for the first time. The kendo stick will be her lightning rod. The viciousness will have to be personal, the violence must live up to the tools involved.

To elevate Bayley, Bliss should retain, but in doing so, we need to see something fresh, nasty and new before she walks back up the ramp champion. Win or lose Bliss has to be the compelling mountain to climb for WWE's resident hugger. If she does, Alexa Bliss will become the first of the Women's Evolution outside of the big four of Bayley, Flair, Lynch and Banks to truly get to the elite level.

AND INTRODUCING . . . AGAIN

(Naomi shows Carmella a vulgar display of power on the go-home SmackDown. Source: WWE.com)

Since the brand split, WWE generally booked all the women on SmackDown Live more completely than on RAW. Every wrestler on Team Blue's women's division significantly elevated her stock between July 2016 and WrestleMania 33. The company wasn't 100% sold on the emerging star power and a social media campaign was needed from the masses to get their six-pack challenge match for the title on the show of show's main card.

The match was fun, if overbooked. Understandably, WrestleMania is a vehicle to draw in new fans. Introducing all the women at one time may not make for the best match, but new audiences have the opportunity to meet the entire group of athletic personalities and beauties they have to offer. Beyond that, replacing a title feud at Backlash with a feud soup is a head scratcher.

(Charlotte Flair getting along with others is just too weird at this juncture. Source: WWE.com)

Prior to WrestleMania, there was always at least one secondary angle beyond the title feud. We had violent fun with Nikki Bella and Natalya, Carmella dragged around James Ellsworth with her as she always found a way to get on TV. Mickie James and Becky Lynch had some excellent matches almost too good for free television. Now, an impending title match between champ Naomi and Charlotte is on hold, after the "Welcoming Committee" of Natalya, Carmella and Tamina took exception to her perceived takeover.

The buildup has been a little sloppy, including a 3 minute ham-fisted surprise rollup thing between Becky and Natalya on the May 9 show. It's hard to say how much this feud can help champ Naomi, Charlotte – who is the company's best female heel – and the stalwart baby face Lynch. The main benefactor is on the heel side.

(Source: Carmella is getting the best opp

Monday, May 1, 2017

WRESTLEMENTARY STATEMENT This is Ace Masters speaking, or writing.

First off, I want to again Thank Wes Kozalla for keeping on track and delivering Glitter & Slam regularly.

While I did get caught up and we had WrestleMentary going strong for WrestleMania, I did get behind again. The final parts of the States of WrestleMania, RAW and SD Live didn’t forth come on time.

The reason for me being behind is that I had a serve jaw infection that lead to a root canal. Due to massive pain, pain killers and anti-biotics I just didn’t feel like writing. So, I didn’t. Not just WrestleMentary, anything.

Today is May 1. By Monday, May 15 I will be caught up with the final State Of’s and will get back on track with my normal commentary, including TNA (finally).

That’s it.

Ace.