EXTREME MIDGET WRESTLING

Yes, this is an actual thing. No, I am not making it up. Yes, I unfortunately attended this yet. However I made a new friend that same night, and what an impact she made on this show.

First I really have to mention this: This show may have been truth in Advertising.

They advertising themselves as:

EXTREME MIDGET WRESTLING, Baddest ‘Lil Show on Earth.

Let me break this down into the truth part.

EXTREME: It was Extreme. That is true. Extremely bad. Extremely Terrible. Extreme in bad test. Extremely not safe for family and anyone of the female gender.

MIDGET: There were midgets. Six in total. The whole show is midget run. Two them, Little Nasty and Little Rampage, doubled as wrestlers and MCs. Even the ring was a midget.

WRESTLING: Well, there were at least two wrestling holds I know that were used the entire night: Suplex and the DDT. Other than that, it was nothing. Lame.

Baddest: Correct! Baddest is the best term that can use. This was the Baddest event I have ever attended – of anything. Train wreck would be a compliment.

‘Lil: It was ‘Lil alright. ‘Lil people. ‘Lil entertainment. ‘Lil Value.

Show on earth: Well, it did take place on Earth. That is true.

I have to get this out of the way up front: I was under the impression that this was a legit Midget Wrestling show. So were my friends, Dave and Jamilyn. While the night was still good, this show was complete crap.

Okay, with all that out of the way, I can get down to spewing the real venom.

EXTREME MIDGET WRESTLING
Extremely terrible. The set up was poor, the ring dilapidated and there were only six wrestlers. SIX! This was so bad, they were loading up the gimmick items under the ring while the crowd was taking their seats! Bell time was 7pm and they were still setting up at 7:15pm!

There were only four ’matches’ the entire night. If you want to call them that, I don’t think they qualify. The only extreme moments came from the use of baking pans . . . multiple baking pans. Not one of these guys seemed like they had been trained, except for KING who had some skill.

These matches were actual a terrible sight to behold.

During intermission, they announced that they were doing a photo session with all VIP ticket holders, and that there would be free t-shirts for VIP ticket holders at the end of the show. How nice. Something this simple can’t be screwed up, can it?

Well, I don’t know. Dave’s picture went well. My pic went okay. The pic Jamilyn had taken went great. Very sexy, model like with her head thrown back. She later told us that her head was back because one of the midgets was pulling her hair. Not good.

The second half of this show gave us the one and only highlight of the night. A masked midget came down, started high-fiving those at ringside, then dragged Jamilyn from her chair and literally threw her into the ring.

We had no idea what the fuck was going on. She went with it though, dancing in the ring with the little guy, then made her way back to her seat. He did spill her $18 drink . . .

Yes, my friend being dragged into the ring was the moment of the night, and she got the loudest cheers of the night.


Fortunately the show ended not long after that.

Hey remember the free T-shirt for VIP Ticket holders? Guess what, they screwed that up to. All they had were XXX-Large shirts. Seriously, everyone received a XXX-Large T-shirt. This group couldn’t even get Photo Shoots or T-Shirts right.

The company I was with was good, but the event was the worst event of any kind I very attended.
Oh, and it was worse than one might even think.  Remember the MCs I wrote about above? During the entire show, except for his match, Little Rampage acted as MC and commentator. He gave a running commentary on each match.

Worse than that, he was sexist a jerk and very inappropriate in a myriad of way. He kept making overly sexual comments and kept asking if there was any women in the audience that wanted to get it on with a little guy.

Twice he asked about mothers who wanted to get it on with a little guy, then segued into talking about the children in the audience. Yes, there were families at this show. Just creepy.

In the next room over some Drag Queen event was taking place. Little Rampage mention this a number of times too. It was as if he was either massively homophobic, or thought that he’d have a better chance of getting lucky there.

Sigh.

FINAL THOUGHTS:

This is the only ‘wrestling’ event I have ever been too where an MC was overtly trying to get laid, security was actually called into action for something, the wrestlers legit threatening the crowd and some who WASN’T a plant was dragged into the ring.

RATING: SHIT