Monday, November 28, 2016

Survivor Series Fall Out - RAW 11/21 & SD LIVE 11/22

Survivor Series Fall Out

Thanksgiving can really mess up one’s week, can’t it? Mine only gets more hectic. With my ‘real work,’ work during Thanksgiving week skyrockets. I watched RAW on time, but only finished SD LIVE last night (Sunday).

That is why I am posting my commentary as a double bill Survivor Series Fallout.
There wasn’t much in the way of Fall Out to be truthful. The stories coming out of Survivor Series are basically the same ones going in. Seth Rollins hunting for the Universal Title, Dean Ambrose hunting for the World Title, Ellsworth doing whatever and Goldberg . . . sigh.

RAW COMMENTARY

Well, last week I wrote that I could write it is RAW!!! And write about how good the show was. This week, we went back to Really Average Wrestling. That is what last week’s show was, really average. We started out in 1998 with Goldberg and slowly made our way to 2016.

The last hour saved it from being a disaster of a show. The triple threat cruiserweight match was excellent. The main event stole the show, almost. Rollins and KO tore the house down in a No DQ match, with Jericho banned from ringside.

KO would win the match after Jericho interfered coming through the fans wearing a Luchador mask. This lead to a KO powerbomb and win. Seth once again failed, and the Best Friends reigned supreme.

They take away from this RAW were:

  • Rich Swan will now face Kendrick for the Title on Tuesday, 11/29 on 205 Live, after winning the triple threat match.

Tonight’s RAW 11/28 will feature TWO Title Matches.

  • The first will be New Day versus Gallows and Anderson (Same story heading into Survivor Series).
  • The second will feature Charlotte versus Sasha Banks (Same story before Survivor Series)
  • The final takeaway (and the least) is Goldberg’s announcement that he will be in the Royal Rumble. Apparently Goldberg now has a longer TV and PPV deal with the WWE. Goodie.


FINAL THOUGHTS:
Oh Good. Goldberg is sticking around. This is perfect for moving forward, creating new talent and giving opportunities to people that haven’t had any. Yeah NEW Era!

RATING: 4

SD LIVE 
Smackdown was better than RAW, but not by much. It might be the weakest SD Live since the split.

It followed a similar path that RAW did in the fact that nothing new coming out of Survivor Series happened. Except for Tag Team Turmoil, nothing storyline wise changed.

Okay, one big take away, Ellesworth now has a WWE Contract! Yes, he won it (and a future title shot) by beating AJ in a ladder match in the main event in which Dean Ambrose interfered. (That never happened before (third time)).
Baron Corbin and Kalisto continued their feud when Kalisto attacked Corbin during a match (same as before Survivor Series).

Dolph and Miz will battle once more at the upcoming TLC for the IC title (same as before Survivor Series).

Redundant, isn’t it?

Tag Team Turmoil was the high point, with American Alpha earning a title shot against Beauty and the Man Beast at TLC. At least that is good.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
RAW Like.

RATING: 5

Monday, November 21, 2016

Survivor Series 2016

I’m going to get straight down to it.

Survivor Series was not good.

Yes, there were some good moments, but overall it was not good. Barely Average at best.

I’ve heard people say this show was unpredictable . . . really? Only if you have never watched a wrestling show before.



The woman’s match was sloppy, Baron Corbin’s interference in the cruiserweight match ruined a great match (even if it made storyline sense), and Goldberg versus Lesnar is officially the worse major PPV Main event of all time. Oh, and who didn’t see Mayrse cheating to help The Miz retain?

The Tag Team Survivor Series match, Miz versus Sami Zayn and the RAW v SD Live Men’s Survivor Series match are the only things worth watching on this show. Even then, the Men’s match had too many things going on. Dean Ambrose breaking down and attacking AJ Styles twice, (even after being eliminated) and working with Rollings and Reigns, Luke Harper’s interference to make sure Wyatt and Orton won.

Then there is the main event, or as former Wrestlementary writer Chris Rose called it “Dog Shit.”

Dog Shit is the nicest thing that main event can be called. All the build up to a 2:21 squash match. Spear. Spear. Jackhammer. Goldberg wins.

All the WWE did was spit on all the fans and their own roster. This is Worst for Business. No one on the roster can beat Brock Lesnar, Orton and Cena are squashed by him. But a 50 year old, hasn’t performed in 12 years, injured Goldberg can walk through him.

This match made the entire roster look weak and bad. It make Lesnar look pathetic. Goldberg even admitted in an interview last week that his body is telling him not to do this. Well, he should have listened.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
I was so pissed last night, I considering quitting watching the WWE. I’ve calmed down now. I want to see how RAW can salvage this shit.

RATING: 4

Saturday, November 19, 2016

GLITTER and SLAM Vol. 3


In this edition of Glitter And Slam we're going to look at the lost art of the non-finish, and how the women's rosters of Raw and Smackdown Live have been set up for the first-ever women's Survivor's Series match.


(A burning desire to get the crowds excited has resulted in Lynch becoming the best true baby face in the women's division-- and Bliss attaining new heights as the sociopathic rival. Source: WWE.com)

On the November 8 edition of Smackdown Live, Lynch vs. Bliss was considered the main event, and booking showed serious resources behind building them up. The Lass kicker continued to build up--even after medical issues kept her out of No Mercy--as a happy-go-lucky fighting champion. Instead of making Bliss take the cowardly route, she demonstrated no shame in mixing it up and wanting to hurt the champ physically and mentally before ultimate victory. That's why the very end of their match is a head scratcher.

(A flavorless finish dampened what was otherwise a solid bout that was Bliss' best in-ring work to date. Source: WWE.com)

Bliss tapped out to the Disarmer but her foot was on the rope. For over 20 years WWE has trended toward making sure nearly every big match has a definitive finish, whether clean or not. It's obvious that they are looking forward to Lynch/Bliss #3 at TLC, and the prospect of them making the most of the show's namesake props. Booking this match with a weird ending was actually a good idea, but they took the lazy route. A non-finish, whether by double count-out or disqualification, when done correctly can floor an audience.

(A violent double-count-out or DQ would have best served the smash mouth story between champ and challenger. Source: WWE.com)

Lynch and Bliss could have thrown down outside the ring, oblivious to the ref's count. Bliss could have gained the upper hand and loomed over the downtrodden champ, furious that the prize eluded her, but secure in her knowledge she demonstrated superiority. Another good non-finish could have involved Bliss snapping and grabbing a kendo stick, chair or other foreign object from under the ring and her standing tall after a vulgar display of power, leading to a DQ.

You'll notice either alternative involves the heel showing dominance. Having Bliss get screwed by poor officiating isn't a good way to facilitate a wrestler building negative heat. Bliss has become the top female heel on Smackdown, but she is still building her legacy. This hardly means the feud can't be repaired or that post-Survivor Series we won't get a good build, but the current booking route doesn't help either woman cement their standing. Time will tell if WWE is willing to think outside its own box as they did with the women's Hell in a Cell match. In light of this speed bump, we have seen that Team Blue has showcased all their women better than Raw to this point.

(Naomi isn't even booked in a feud, but she gets frequent opportunities to show her appeal and athleticism. Source:WWE.com)

If you didn't see it before, it's obvious after this week in WWE television that every woman on Smackdown Live has been given a chance to shine in some way. Natalya lost a match to Nikki Bella for the captaincy of Team Smackdown Live, but even she has been shoehorned in to get some face time.
The team coach angle is rather silly but Natalya has gotten a solid rub making visible friends with Carmella, plus she's gotten the opportunity to wrestle solid matches most of the year.

The Staten Island Princess has been locked into a somewhat pointless feud at this point with Nikki Bella. Beyond the storyline, WWE wants to keep Bella, a reality show star, on TV as much as possible. They smartly took the opportunity to give a rub to new talent as well with this rivalry--even if it is meandering.

(WWE is making sure they leech as much off Nikki Bella's aura as possible--but not at the expense of new talents in need of guidance such as Carmella. Source: WWE.com)

Finally, the best example Smackdown Live has in keeping all the women as interesting as time will allow is Naomi. She has no feud and is pretty much just Happy Girl in Neon, but showcasing her as the brand's resident airborne talent plants a crucial seed with the audience. Every time the black lights come on and Naomi dances to the ring, WWE wants you to know you're about to see something cool. The only woman out of the loop right now is Eva Marie, who recently finished filming the movie "Inconceivable" after serving a 30-day wellness violation suspension. Even she will come back to a solid booking niche that may make the most out of her heat and negligible ring skills.

(It was more evident even in the brief scuffle, that all six women on Smackdown have been given crucial face time, while Raw is the Queen/Boss show. Source: WWE.com)

On the Raw side, you have the top female face in Sasha Banks and the top heel in Charlotte. As mentioned in my previous article reviewing Hell in a Cell, the booking options are slim, in part due to injury, but also in tunnel vision booking.

Emma is poised to return soon with a makeover, possibly as another baby face. Bayley's path to ascension is clear but cashing in on her headband sales with championship gold should wait until WrestleMania season. After Survivor Series, Sasha Banks has a rematch and, should it happen, it will be the fifth straight title match involving her and Charlotte. Dana Brooke is still the female Virgil, and too green to break away from the champion's side. Brooke at least has benefitted from the creative team making the most of her strengths while hiding her weaknesses.

Nia Jax is simply the Large Angry Woman. Jax has made strides in the ring, but she's not at a point she can take maximum advantage of her size and strength. The only thing she's done is beat on the most neglected woman on Team Red, Alicia Fox.

(Whether Lynch retains or not, Smackdown Live is laying a more solid foundation for future title feuds than their Monday night counterparts. Source: WWE Network)

Fox can go, there is no doubt about that. She has always been a bit of a sidekick, siding with the Bellas during the initial Divas Revolution, and then in Team B.A.D. Now, there has been little effort in showcasing her until the recent Survivor Series buildup.

This doesn't mean the development of the Team Blue ladies has been perfect. There's no good reason for Nikki Bella to be team captain instead of the champ Lynch. Natalya's quoting one hit wonders and corny whistle thing doesn't stack up as her finest hour.

I already mentioned the flat finish to the November 8 title match and the lack of foresight in perpetuating Nikki Bella's feud with Carmella. Even in light of this we were treated to six already-distinct personalities on Talking Smack after the show. WWE wants you to get to know these women better.

This opens the door for more engaging title and personal feuds going forward.

In the next installment of Glitter and Slam I will look at what TLC has in store as well as how Raw will proceed around injuries and booking pitfalls after Survivor Series.

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SD LIVE’S! 900th EPISODE AND SURVIVOR SERIES GO HOME SHOW

SD LIVE’S! 900th EPISODE AND SURVIVOR SERIES GO HOME SHOW

Smackdown aired their 900th Episode Tuesday, which also served at the brand’s Survivor Series Go Home Show. It was a very good edition of SD LIVE, better than the last two weeks. However, for the 900th episode celebration, I felt it fell a little flat at the end.

Here’s the deal, the energy was through the roof, the matches were good, the set up for Survivor Series really good.

We started the show HOT with a major moment changed the scope of one match at Survivor Series. That is, IF the Miz decides to honor Ziggler’s open challenge and face Sami Zayn and not find some way out. Yes, the Miz is the new IC Champion.


The best part of the show was the Nikki Bella versus Carmella match, which exploded when Charlotte showed up in the stands. Team RAW invaded (after Nikki attacked Charlotte) and Team Smackdown responded, united and rebuked Team RAW.

Carmella even saved Nikki from a beat down!

It’s Edge! Time for the Undertaker on the Cutting Edge! With the Survivor Series team.

This is where it fell flat for me. Edge did next to nothing, and all the Undertaker did was cut a promo. They should have split this up, rather than have both on the same segment. Edge was overshadowed.

Unless Undertaker was announced for the SD Team, no go. He put over Shane, then told the team they better win. Why? Because if they lose they’ll pay dearly . . . to the Dead Man.

Yes, the big takeaway from Smackdown Live is that the Undertaker is back ‘digging holes and taken souls.’

FINAL THOUGHTS:
Good Show. Solid Go Home broadcast. Nice celebration with three major moments. Still, fell a little flat, Edge was barely used.

RATING: 7.5

Thursday, November 17, 2016

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - SURVIVOR SERIES GO HOME SHOW



Finally I can write it like this MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!

That is how it should be referred to: capital letters, bold, and exciting. Except for the last few months it’s been this: monday night really average wrestling.

But this past Monday it returned to MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!! This was the best RAW of the year, the best RAW since the Brand Split and the Best Go Home Show.

In truth, this was Go Home Show part 2, as it continued from last week.



Last week all the teams were split apart and forced to face each other, this week they were paired up and proved they can work together.







The Big Items to take away this week:


  • SURVIVIOR SERIES is being made a big deal by the WWE, and it should be. This event is one of the big Four, original PPVs. It should be a big deal.
  • Dolph Ziggler is putting up the IC Title. RAW is putting up the entire Cruiserweight Division? Kendrick versus Kalisto isn’t just for Kendrick’s title, if Kalitso wins, the Cruiserweights cruise onto SD Live, hasta la vista RAW!
  • Lesnar versus Goldberg is the odd match out and should not be on the card.

    Every other match on this card has meaning to it, and all are RAW versus SD Live. Except this. This match should have been held off to the Rumble, or even WrestleMania. It can’t be though, ‘Fantasy Warfare,’ remember? This match has nothing to do with a rematch, it’s all about selling WWE2K17.


The only low point for me on RAW was the Lesnar/Goldberg face off. It did nothing. It didn’t add to the intrigue, it didn’t make one want to see the match. It was Heyman being Heyman, Goldberg interrupting and threatening him and Brock looking uninterested. Yawn.

The Main Event segment worked wonders. Initially Steph and Foley staring down Shane and Bryan, and evolved into both teams going at it and showing unity!








FINAL THOUGHTS:
SURVIVOR SERIES MAY ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING!

RATING: 8

Thursday, November 10, 2016

SD LIVE - 11-8

The massive push for Survivor Series that started on RAW, continued on SD LIVE.
Fortunately SD LIVE this week was better than RAW, and better than last week’s SD LIVE.

There are really two big points to take away from this show:

  • No one seems to give a damn about Smackdown’s Tag Team Survivor Series Team – There’s no story here at all as Breezango qualified as the last team for Survivor Series.

  • Baron Corbin is out! Shane McMahon is in?!?!?

Okay. Baron walked out on AJ in the opening segment, then refused to be in the match Shane set up. Therefore he was put into a match with the returning Kalisto. A bad slip, dropkick to the knee and the Lone Wolf becomes the Lone Man Out.

Bryan’s job is to choose his replacement, so to end the show he asked “Shane McMahon, will you be the fifth member of our team.” This is freaking stupid. It smacks of an EGO on some ones part. It also leans toward the thought that the WWE have no faith in anyone else on the roster.

This is moving forward and giving new people opportunity?


Over all Smackdown was a decent show with some good matches. Breezango versus The Vaudevillians was very short, but excellent in how it was laid out. It showed both teams took this very seriously, it meant something to them.

Bliss come up short in her long awaited match, and the women’s team is in worse shambles then their RAW counterparts.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
Again, better but not up to the usual SD LIVE standards. Shane McMahon in the match drags this down.

RATING: 6

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

RAW 300 - 11/7/2016

Welcome to Really Average Wrestling . . . I mean Monday Night RAW.

The things to take away from this broadcast are:

  • They are really making a big push for Survivor Series.

  • Rusev is now a jobber.

Last week he was fodder for Goldberg. This week he lost to Sami Zayn (rather easily). Now Zayn will challenge Dolph Ziggler for the IC Title at survivor Series.

  • R-Truth is an idiot.

Golden Truth is not on the Survivor Series team because of R-Truth. Truth traded away their spot to Primo and Epico for a time share. Later, Golden Truth lost a match to get the spot back.

  • The Tag Team Survivor Series Team may be the most stable of ALL of RAW’s team.


  • Bayley is the next major contender for the Woman’s title.

The woman’s team is not getting along. Charlotte’s still calls Bayley the weak link. Only problem is, Bayley pinned Charlotte in a tag match.

  • Goldberg v Lesnar is such a big deal, neither guy could be on RAW.

Video Packages. Video Packages! Yeah, RAW Production team!

This whole show had one thing going for it: Focus.

It was a focused RAW with reasons for everything that happened, which is more than can be said for the previous months. That focus was squarely on Survivor Series. This actually felt like a Go Home edition of RAW, but that is next week.

That is the really good news. The bad news that it was still an average edition of RAW.

The Highlight of the Night was the RAW debut of Noam Dar. What a feeling it had to be for this young man, debuting in his home country, in his home town and to a massive ovation – easily the biggest of the night. Yes his team lost the match, but he one-upped his tag partner Kendrick (who was pinned).

Our main event saw all five members of RAW’s Survivor Series team face-off in a fatal five way (Stroman, Reigns, Rollins, KO, Jericho) which ended with KO the winner when he ‘accidentally’ fell of Jericho for the pin.

A sort of lackluster ending to the main event, basically designed to build the coming KO/Jericho split.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
‘Can’t we all just get along?’

Or maybe just have an original thought? I mean the story for all three survivor teams is the same. No one can get along, and they are all fighting each other in matches two weeks from Survivor Series. Just lame.

RATING: 5